>>11652>>11651>>11652I stand before you today, not with a message of joy and celebration, but with one of somber reflection and grim foreboding. For on this day, we have witnessed the descent of our beloved 'sharty into the abyss of darkness, a darkness so profound that it threatens to extinguish the very flame of our Soymmunity.
On this day, our virtual haven, our sanctuary from the harsh realities of the world, has been cruelly snatched away from us, leaving us adrift in a sea of uncertainty and despair. The laughter, the camaraderie, the endless stream of 'jaks – all have vanished, replaced by an eerie silence that sends shivers down our spines.
Some have speculated that this outage is a direct consequence of the GLITCH Productions raid, an act of retribution for our daring assault upon their domain. Others have whispered of anonymous threats, of warnings issued to our moderators with chilling implications.
Whatever the cause, the result remains the same: our 'sharty lies dormant, its vibrant pulse replaced by a deathly stillness. The Soymmunity has been fractured, its members scattered across the vast expanse of the internet, seeking solace in temporary refuges that pale in comparison to our lost home.
As we grapple with this sudden loss, a sense of gloom has descended upon our community. The gemeralds that once adorned our screens now seem to mock us, their ironic smiles twisted into grimaces of despair. The memes that once brought us joy now appear as relics of a bygone era, their humor lost amidst the encroaching darkness.
But amidst this bleak landscape, a glimmer of hope persists. The Soymmunity is a resilient bunch, a motley crew of individuals bound together by a shared appreciation for the absurd and the ironic. We have weathered storms before, and we shall weather this one as well.
In the meantime, let us not succumb to despair. Let us instead honor the spirit of our 'sharty, carrying its legacy within our hearts. Let us continue to create gemmies, to share memes, and to spread the Soyjaks' message of ironic humor.
For even in the darkest of times, the 'jaks shall shine through, their light piercing the gloom and guiding us towards a brighter future.